Hahahaha, this is so cute!

Mongooses are pretty much adorable.

how cute~!

I'm sorta sorry I only read this now XD loved it!

ps. 'certaineath.' was this supposed to be 'certain death'?

I love the idea of Ratchet scared of snakes, and barricading himself on a med berth XD

"Red Alert lunged for the snake, intent on capturing it for interrogation, while Beachcomber did the same, most likely trying to save it from certaineath. Ratchet gave a barbaric yell of indignation, flailing as the snake flew into the air between the frantic scrambling of the security officer and the nature-lover, neither of whom succeeded in accomplishing their mission, as just at that moment, Sunstreaker launched himself through the door, gun high and optics ablaze.

"Where are they?" he demanded, shoving Trailbreaker aside and skidding to a halt, where he suddenly froze solid.

Everyone froze. Beachcomber let out a little whimper. Ratchet looked like he was going to be sick.

"Oh, Primus," Hound giggled in a most un-mech-like fashion, and sagged against the wall. Trailbreaker just shut up and backed away.

Sunstreaker didn't even look down. Abruptly, as though someone wiser and higher-up had deduced enough to realize the Ark wasn't being invaded, the klaxons were shut down, and in the sudden silence, all anyone could hear was Sunstreaker inhaling the tangy scent of organic splatter though his olfactory sensors. His optics had gone flat as slate, while the angelic contours of his face began to curl into a mask of loathing. "What…" he asked, voice rife with all the deadly calm of an adder, "…did I just…step on?"

Grapple was beside himself, and squeaked unfashionably as he tried valiantly not to laugh.

"A snake," Beachcomber lamented. "Sunny, man, you just shut down his vibe, man. You shut him down.""

Hysterical. Absolutely friggin' hysterical!

I am very glad that I read this story on my laptop while laying in the floor. It made rolling away and cackling madly SO much easier...

Really, I cannot stress enough how amusing I found this. Absolutely hilarious... I loved all the characterizations, and well.. just some of the things that came out of their vocalizers had me practically paralyzed with laughter.

This is definitely going on my favorites list, and I'm going to have to do some research into your profile to find some more brilliant writing. ;) Loved it!

This story is wonderfully hilarious- I laughed all the way from beginning to the end.

It's spelled "Rikki Tikki Tavi".
And god, this story made me laugh so much...Ratchet acting like my grandma, the Twins discussion about chewing wires. Great stuff.

Primus, but I love your stories. And I clearly don't do them justice by reviewing only one of them, but this is the one that cracked me up the most. I am still stifling giggles while I'm writing this. So, excellent work and I hope to read something new and Autobot related in the future from you.

Have a nice day,
Paralelsky

"Is it the lemon flavor, or the blueberry?" You don't want to know how long it took me to calm down after laughing at this scene!

"Neither are the mice," laughing to myself, I'm sorry, but I'm really tired.

A snake as an intruder? You're just bashing Red alert, aren't you? "And be advised: the Chief Medical Officer Ratchet appears to have been possessed!" Poor Ratchet! ^_^

Ricky Ticky Tavi was a wonderful movie, though!

He had a snake in his engine block? Oh, you are definitely Red bashing!

Sunstreaker has his fan club! ^_^

Poor Red alert! I feel as though you picked on him too much here. Though, I got to admit, it was funny!

Autobots vs. Nature. I think nature won.

Laughing too hard to comment.
Call back later.
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I have to question the Autobots methods.
First mice, then snakes, then MONGEESE?!
WTF?!
I would've ended it at the mice with the implementation of sonics.
Works well enough at our house.

So funny, I was crying. Loved the idea of Ratchet on the table, screaming at a little snake. Loved Sunstreaker stepping on it. Loved the fact Tracks watches cartoons. Love Ricky Ticki Tavi. Good job.

Too...many...quotes...

"So I watch cartoons, ok?" he blurted, fingers outspread. "So there. Now you know. That I, Tracks, Autobot warrior of some quantifiable finesse, watch cartoons. Ok? You happy?"

"Delighted," Prime said evenly, though Trailbreaker was pretty sure he heard a snicker waiting to come out.

And so am I *walks off laughing*

So... does that mean Sunny would have eaten them if they had been blueberry flavored? lol

Wonderful. Honestly, this I wouldn't be worried. You did a GREAT job with this one. Mice, snakes, and mongooses--Oh my!