Whoever wrote the book on shinies should totally be dispatched with a Blast-Burn, Hydro-Cannon, or even Dora the Explorer, that book sucked so much.

Baby Finkip...I want you to know that Shellie was naturally more awesome than you, and she totally should have eaten you to survive.

What? I'm a Sneasel fan.

This is good, but I have found a pointless problem:

You said that the Sneasel scratch left three bloody scratches, but Sneasel only have two claws per hand.

Please update soon!