Why falcon punca? Why not Goron punch?

Dammit, that would hurt like hell! How come she didn't see that coming?

Good chapter, can't wait to see if she broke anything! lol

First of all, I like the whole idea, and this is the moment where I go, /Why didn't I think of that?/

Just a suggestion, I think great and comical things could come of elaborating how annoying it is when certain princesses and spirits give a lot of useless and completely cryptic info. Then they launch into a much longer speech about how you must prove yourself worthy/you are not ready/the time is not right, and the only way to get anything worth knowing is doing the dirty work for them.

That was my half suggestion, half rant about that. Anyway, I think the whole thing is well written, and makes good use of a basic plot that is well overused. (no offense.)

Ouch! Poor you, just when you thought that you would manage to get past the Goron. Still I suppose it was worth a try. That was pretty funny, the idea of how to get past Clint by acting cute. Very creative! I can't wait to read more and I really want to know who the creepy guy sending you that hate mail is.

Yes! A long chapter! I loved it. Very entertaining. Looks like Midna's a bit nicer when you were fighting the pig. I'm curious as to who/what/etc said that thing at the very end about the crybaby thing... I suppose I'll learn eventually. I can't wait to read more!

Death mon. Heh heh, it does sound like a rejected Digimon. I miss the old days when Digimon was actually good...

Ugh... So many cliffies... You're an evil writer (jk). Wow, that was kinda depressing... Poor kids. I loved this chapter. So funny, and yeah I recognized the Charlie jokes. Let's see... People you would long to see and it would be possible. Linky? That's my best guess. Update soon please!

Is that person...your mom and/or family? Now, take this magical amulet to the banana king Charlie!

What's with the poem? I didn't know you could write poetry! Oh well, I hope you don't get yourself killed, because if you do, the story would be over.

Yay! The creepy mail man carrying letters from your fans :D The poetic letter really makes me wonder a lot. It also left a dreadful cliffhanger. Ugh, so many of those. It's nice to see another chapter. I liked this one, I always did like reading letters in Zelda games. Can't wait for the next update.

Yay! You didn't die fighting the ugly plant! The battle was certainly amusing. I suppose skipping through the temple could put you at a disadvantage seeing as you never got to get a cool boomerang. Then again, you didn't need it to beat the plant, so that's pretty good. I'm really loving this marathon and I can't wait for the next update. Until then, I hope Midna doesn't drive you nuts (not that she hasn't already)

I OFFICIALLY DEEM THIS A HALF-FUNNY HALF-SERIOUS STORY!

'Kay, no more caps locks...

Woah... I don't think I want to get sucked up into Twilight Princess anymore.. I used too, but bloody ankles doesn't appeal to me. Then again, it wouldn't be bad if I had hearts instead of blood. I wish you luck on fighting Diababa... Ah, the horrors of a giant plant. I love this story. It's greatness! It's your best story not including Zelda Diaries. I can't wait for the next chapter to see what happens.

Really...IS THIS FUNNY OF SERIOUS!?!?!?!

Is this supposed to be funny, or serious? It's kind of hard to figure out by myself...