I thought that was funny. "Snape's, 'Blame it on Potter.'" Ha! I didn't like the end. Hermione joining im on a sex session with Harry and Luna? O-kayyy...

Oh,wow. Just the thought that - that - Draco Malfoy is on stage -giggle - singing,"I'm so pretty..." I was about to die of laughter!

This is what happens when you read Harry Potter while listening to showtunes and eating 7-layer nachos right before bed. Dude, I love your writing, but you need a better psychiatrist. :P

How about: (To the tune of Music of the Night)

Softly, gently, engender each sensation

Cast it, spell it, curse into oblivation!

Let the charms unwind

The darkest voids of minds!

Let their victims pour out truths to no evail...

With potions made by he who is pale!

LOL! Hermione begins to unbutton her blouse!

Huh?

Yay! It's day again, and this time I have HOURS left to dwell in the brightness!

Thanks . . . my lungs hurt from laughing so hard.

This would be even more fabulous if we had the music to go with this.. XD

This is a really good story

Wonderfully vicious review.

Entirely fitting ending too. If you are that wrapped up in theater, you SHOULD kill yourself!

Finally, when it was discovered that the Quibbler's critic hadn't even attended the play (ala New York Times), The Quibbler staunchly stood by the review (ala NYT). ;-)

Gag. Chuckle. Rowf.

If you are going to do musical Slytherins, it is REQUIRED (union bylaws) that Lucius sing:

"Gimme head with hair

Long beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming,

Streaming, flaxen, waxen"

etc.

Wow. Voldemort's an angsty drama queen weenieburger who kills himself over a crappy review. Pathetic. I like Harry's reaction, because now he knows it's safe to reproduce.

Dude this is so wrong! I love it!

This was definitely worth a good laugh.

That was hilarious...I knew all the songs...but...but...what was with the random lemon at the end? And all the wonky shipping?

Still, Lucius Malfoy, director...oh boy. That was great.