Woah- this is actually interesting! And good! Hilarious, too. I loved all of Alice's ringtone selections. So appropriate.

Roo: Edward and Bella running through the treetops after he tells her he’s a vampire would be more likely to happen.

I gather you read the interviews too?

I'm not sure an intro has been so oddly entertaining before. A good reason might be because I'm not sure why I found it so hilariously entertaining in the first place. Then again, it might just have to be because Bella's going to get pregnant, turned into a vampire, and join the army. A most original idea.

As for the actual chapter, well, that entertaining streak was continuing. A surrogate. Haha. That was amazing.

The ending was very dramatic though, and now I want to know what's happening. Doing something... hmm... maybe getting Bella pregnant? Just a guess though... I could very easily be wrong. This story has already surprised me.

Hilarious, improbable, and dramatic at the same time. What more is there to ask for? :)

...okaie...

Wow. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard I thought I would die of asphixiation AND freaking out completely because something bad could happen all in the same chapter. I'm telling you now, it's the weirdest feeling. I'm still crying from laughing so hard, but now I'm thinking "Holy CRAP!" as well. Honestly, I don't know how to feel. But this story was super! Update again soon, you guys! Your conversation at the beginning was hilarious, by the way! XD

That was very funny and a little scary at the same time. Emmett's term romancing the cup was hilarious. Poor Bella embarrassed again. Loved the ringtones! But Luke as a Volturi helper and examining Bella is just creepy. Ek!

hahaha this is going to be the best!

Two of the greatest comic writers on fanfiction - twilight together at last!

hahahahahahahahahah

i love this story because its serious

and utterly bizzar at the same time

i love you guy

and i didn't kow the sex-ed story had been updated to yay

update soon i love every aspect of the story

i also loved the intro

do that again for the next chapter

please

ciao xoxoxoxoxoxox

FREAKING AWESOME.

I was a little shocked, once I got past the introduction, to find an actual, plausible (ish) story - I didn't think it could be done! Props, and rounds of applause, and Edward kisses to your combined talent.

Lol, this is really funny!

Good story. Ha, I guess we do read things about pregnant vampires. :) HAHAHA

Oh my goodness, that's REALLY good. I'm surprised you already posted it. I thought it would take another month or so. But it doesn't seem all that funny...like, I'm sort of anxious as an after effect. And I was sort of anticipating Jacob's expression when Bella tells him that she's having her eggs frozen or whatever...btw, that really confused me. what was the point of that if she can't have Edward's children anyway?

This is actually really good! I can't wait till the next chapter!