I jst died laughing! This was brilliant! :D:D:D:D

Haha...I got the link to this story from in A Baker's Dozen on the RL...

Anyways, that was fricking hillarious. I could totally picture Alan Rickman as Snape speaking the way you wrote it out...especially "This. Is. A. Penis.” Wow...great job.

Now that was evil. . . even for Snape! I'd really like to know what Dean Thomas was doing there, though. Is that coming out in a later chapter of Daphne? Poor Harry (if he ever finds out about it anyway - will he?)

"“MISTER WEASLEY! Quit your infernal drooling at the naked witch and pick up that banana this instant!”"

Hee.

V. funny. Kind of OOC on the part of Snape (pretty sure Ron would never be called "Ronald") and a tad on Ron . . . and Harry seems a bit gay (he's supposed to be angsty) . . . but definitely a great idea and too cute.

"Harry nodded, agreeing with Ron." That's a bit redundant, though . . . *whistles*

Still, great writing style. Watch out for those Americanisms, though.

So, you've written many things far more recently than this little fic, but it was the one that beckoned to me from its summary, so I read. And... Whew! If you intended to embarrass me with your horrible realism, to the extent that my cheeks grew hot and I had to stop reading for a while, congrats! You succeeded. :)

IMO, humor's the most difficult genre to write and your story was funny enough to have me laughing out loud. But I'd say that your very biggest achievement was getting Snape's voice just absolutely, perfectly Alan Rickman-y right. I could hear his purring, sneering, mocking voice right there in my head. Ack!

Lovely story. Thanks!

Oh my, I laughed so hard while reading this. Poor Ronald. Teehee.

god that reminds me of my sex-ed with my creeper teacher who made me want to puke

lol

good job

That was the funniest - especially after he touched Snape's hand! I will most cert-ainly check out your other story now!

lol...couldn't stop grinning the whole way while reading.

Best canon sex talk ever!

Ron is so in character as an awkward teenage boy.

Snape is at his finest here. I can picture this so perfectly.

*adds to favorites*

Hahahahahahahaha! I was laughing my ass off,especially at the way Snape was speaking! Heeheeheeheehee! It was classic.

-Amber

OMG LMAO!

There are some things you should never, ever have to do with a banana and holding it up in front of Snape is definitely on the list. At least he didn't make him demonstrate on anything...real.

You know, days like this are what Obliviation is really for.

A blood-sucking, nutrient-depleting parasite? Aw. You've captured his love of children VERY well.

That was hilarious! The italics and dashes were kind of annoying though, but the story itself was amazing. My favorite part was:

"...and you could end up giving a blood-sucking, nutrient-depleting parasite to your partner."

It totally sounds like something snape would say.

haha

oh my good- godric. i never, in a million years, imagined a sex talk from Snape could come off in-character and canon-like and it... was. from The Fluid of Life to the Board of Governors comment to his explanation for why he's teaching them Muggle contraception ('cause that stumped me for a second... also, started the horribly interesting thought of *what* kind of STDs might the wizarding world have- the nutrient-depleting parasite is certainly cause for pause!)

but holy moley, Ron's reaction to Dean being there and him cowering in his seat- Zabini's reactions and the comments about the new and improved Midge- and Snape's perfect pauses and annunciations of words- such fabulous use of hyphens- and Ron's swear seems so very like him, J.K.'s even said Ron's the sort of boy who swears - and the Hermione - Snape crush! ack! also, Merlin's buttocks and Ron only knowing condoms as Fred & George's water balloons.. i was in stitches. the whole concept seems so absurd and you pull it off so wonderfully- the specificity of Section 3, Rule Twenty-point-five, Amendment Three... oh, wow, just excellent. i never thought hyphens could be so funny, but in between the words of Snape's, er, lecture- they're strokes of genius. awesomely good story. :)

I love this. I absolutely, positively love this. First off the fact that Dean was there was hilariuos, I almost spat out my cereal when I read that. So whats he been doing with Ron's baby sister huh? *waggles eyebrows*

And the entire time Snape was talking I was rolling over laughing. The part with Ron and the bannana was pretty ingenious too. Especially when he didn't 'do it' properly. :)

Although I must say, the end here with Ron totally done with his sex drive was the best. His dramatical reactions was the bestThe poor boy is scarred for life! Well at least until Hermione smiles at him. Hehehe. And I can't blame Hermione for her crush on Snape. I myself would have no problem with Alan Rickman, er...I mean Snape, teaching me the finer points of human anatomy. *wink*

-honda

PS. I hope you don't mind this long review. I'm slowly but surely working my way through all your fics. :)