Great story! That was amusing!

lmao :L Aunts are always fair game :P "I already have a securitysystem: it's called a gun." lol I can just imagine the telemarketers face :P Awesomely brilliant :D Tyical Colby Granger after a long day in the river :P

That was very witty.

OMG, that was HILARIOUS! I especially liked the part about his aunts being fair game.

:D that was great!

"It’s called a gun!" Love it!

And really, who wants to do homework when you can play with Colby? ;)

lol

HEHEHEHEH! Perfectly Colby.

Really enjoying all your shot Colby stories. Keep them coming but don't neglect your lovely longer Enigma story, I'm saving till its done to read.

would loved to see the expression the telemarketers face, when Colby said that. awesome.