LOL Good one.

Very funny and sharp. I like satire, and your story definitely has bite to it. :)

AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
The first part was my favorite xD

ouch!
Harsh!
But it is pretty funny. Some critisizm i dint see as fair, but every one is entitled to their own opinion, right?
So nice parody, Funny and true of the movie, and I wish you luck for i feel other spidy fans may try to kill you in you sleep.
good luck! (Ha ha!)

The line "this is my hetero life mate" is pure magic - and I salute you for it. ;)

Okay, I like the Spiderman movies... BUT that was wicked hilarious! Great job, lol.