Lqtms.

*snort* *giggle*

Oh, dear...

I can so picture that...

Very good! Yes, the Valley Girl in the middle of a bleak mid-west winter is a quite a fish out of water. Definitely earns a chuckle before going off to bed.

(However, given the title, and the clear resemblance of events, I think the simile is very unnecessary, i.e. it would be more fun for the reader to figure it out himself.)