You bad girl, Integra. xD

Wow, this is hilarious. I love the last line i burst out laughing. (:

Oh, awesome job :)
Nice writing style, and the sentences flow smoothly. This man-eating tree has me interested, I have nothing to do today so I may google it,haha.

Wowzas. So good. So very, very good.
And the vampire tree comment? I laughed so hard, friggin' hilarious.
Good work on this!

Oh sexy...it goes to show that even sick Integra is still a closted pervert.

hahaha... That is great. And Vampire Trees!! oh my!

The Man-Eating Tree! Oh, wow. I love that story!

. . . ahem. Anyway. Integra, the little minx. Hah. Great fic.

"Good God, even vampire trees are sexual, Integra thought..."
lol, definitely my favorite line because its just so true!
I enjoyed your portrayal of Integra's inner dialogue and the conversation with Alucard that stemmed from it.
That scene between Alucard and Integra was so hot, tea boiled.
(sometimes, just sometimes, corny puns are too evil to resist)

^/^ It does not take a genius to know where this one is going. ^/^ Wow! Major intenness-is-itsity-ness! I liked it a lot and I thought it was fairly well written and that you did an amazing job with this plot! Keep up the awesome work! ^_^