Haha, this story just cracked me up! ^-^

/After all, there were nine walkers in the Fellowship, and there were nine planets in the solar system before the International Astronomical Union knocked Pluto off the map. Bastards./ Yeah, bastards. Pluto has feelings too! xDD

/"Temus," said a gloomy looking faun in the corner. "My brother is Tumnus. Lucky bastard got to go to Narnia, but when I try to get into Middle-earth, their stupid gods-"/ LOL! Poor Temus. xD

/"I'm like an Entwife," Ashe said./ Entwives... ENTWIVVEESS! *cough* :P

Added to favourites. :D
~ JessnEuwie x x

I rather liked the way you wrote this :) reminded me of the narrative of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy ... kind of. Welldone! ~ E.S

//And so they did. For, you see, Eru did not want these foreign creatures invading Middle-earth, for they did not belong there. And, in his book, they never, ever did.//

Not so in fanfics. I wish it were so. The day the first person on FF-Net decided to put a "different race" into her fic, it's never stopped.

Anyway, I enjoyed this. :)

~Cal

P.S. You forgot the shape-shifting dragons...