Hahah, crazy awesome!

Akira! Sean Connery must be Akira!
And good way of writting. It must heve been fun torturing Light (tought the last part with "Hey, Kagome, can I borrow your pen?" was a big tumbs up!) I am sure Ryuzaki had the time of his life watching this.
Wish you'll bring some more!

OMK (Oh My Kira)

I LOVE THIS!

Akira Is definatly Sean Connery.

Can't wait for more

add the following:
Ichigo from bleach
Naruto (he can be the tom cruise character)

Okay, this was insanely hilarious. Best part was Akira, while she's easy to nail [*snerk*] her interaction with Light was best.
I can't wait to read more if you do write it - I suggest maybe putting characters from Hayate as they are also well known for comedy.
Great writing, you really captured the SNL-esq line to this!