What the hell is Square Enix? No offence, but it sounds a little... wrong. I mean, take the first letter, the middle letter and the last letter of said phrase and what do you end up with? Yeah...

lol awesome I'm kinda surprised they don't really have a game yet.

Very funny. Nice work.

HA! That's hilarious! I'm really amused by the image of Edward just watching Jacob die over and over again. I really could see him making poor Jake fling himself off of a cliff or something. One with rocks underneath, not the ocean. Sharp rocks. I especially loved this part:

“Edward, why did you bury Jasper in the back under a large boulder?” Alice complained.

“He deserved it.”

“He has worms in his ears, Edward.”

“Good.”

lol that was great :D

I, to be brutally frank, am just happy that Edward isn't selecting the "-Adults Only-" selection while talking to Bella... over and over again.

Oh WOW! That was so funny!

"He has worms in his ears, Edward,"

That was hilarious! Keep up the awesome work!

Lol, lol, lol. That was possibly the funniest yet. 'Adult's only.'

'He has worms in his ears'

'Good.'

Nice. Very nice. honestly, though, good job. I was laughing so hard I was crying.

I want this game!

Haha. I can imagine Edward getting pleasure in watching Jacob die again and again. :) What a silly vampire. I WISH there was a Twilight game. That would rock! Great fic, I'm favoriting it!

dude i love this, i was playing Playstation the other day and i was thinking how amazingly awsome it would be if they made a Twilight video game, i really hope they do

Ha. Ha...no seriously, this was great. Hilarious, but I'm still scared of how demeaning a Twilight game would be. Great job!

OMG! Loved it!

i love this! how do you come up with something so out of this world, and still manage to make it hilarious? great job!