A great story. Very funny.

Ohemge! That was really funny. VERY good job, made me laugh. My favorite line:
"My French Fry has returned!!"
Heehee. French Fry...heehee.

-Neverland

Haha, cute! A wee bit different than how I had imagined her, but hey, that's what creative licenses are for!

This isn't bad; I suppose it's different because, well, different authors, and the fact that it's a woman and not a foppish man.

I liked the starch-in-the-hat bit; may I use that later?

Love this! The rifle thing had me laughing!