Not the best story I've read, but it had it's funny parts! My favorite line was:

"Maybe we don't say such blatantly optimistic things, it will get better," that made me laugh!

hehehehehehe! That was god. Random, but god. I wonder if Link ever has been mistaken for a girl?

rofl That was hilarious! I love how Luigi kept freezing in a state of shock. Epic!

Are many of your stories written in present tense? I just noticed that.

Hahahaha! "Mario leaps into the air and roundhouse-kicks the Toad with the force of a landmine..." that was impressive and a funny mental image.

How many times does Luigi faint in this, lol!? Regardless, I loved it. All hail Luigi! XD Oh, and I noticed his outfit design you gave him came from the Mario and Luigi series because you gave him striped socks.

Brilliant story!