THe bits I liked the best:

That or the fact that he ate sweets all day and was still as skinny as a twig.

(including men, because they were that desperate to find someone Light would like)

“Will you grant my wish for some strawberry cake instead?”

"Oh, and the magic wears off at midnight so leave by then or you’ll have to walk. Considering you aren’t wearing shoes or socks, that’s probably not very good."

“If I dance with Light-kun, will he control his temper and restrain himself from throwing me out of a nearby window?”

“Because if I don’t then my ride home will turn into a tomato, nine mice, and a rat,”

Misa cried herself to sleep every night since her true love decided to marry her stepson instead of her.

I love mello, and this story

-falls off chair- OMG! l mermaid...-drool-

Her straw house demolished, Misa screeched like a five-year-old in fear, effectively paralyzing Kira so she could run off and to her brother, Matt’s house. Surely Matt would have a beautiful and sturdy house made of sticks that she could hide in!

...He didn’t.

When she arrived, the entire house was a mere pile of ashes. She stared at him with the ever-famous ‘WTF’ look and waited for him to explain. They stared at each other for a good minute or so before Matt finally spoke.

“I guess stick houses just don’t work well for smokers,” he shrugged. “Ah well. I think the wood chairs gave me splinters in my butt anyway.” Misa nodded in understanding just as Kira ran up in a rage.

I love you! -hugs- *gets down on one knee* marry me?

“ICE WITH THAT BURN?” yelled a nearby Mello squirrel.

...

Why is Mello-chan a squirrel?

lmfao

...-maniacle laughter-

And just as they were finishing up their gifts, another fairy barged in. The black fairy, Mello. He had, unfortunately, not received an invitation because of a certain incident from the past year that involved spray paint, the castle walls, and an ice-cream truck

and thus the reason I love you

“Can I at least fix your hair?”

“Not if you value living.”

LMFAO! I still love you. You are god!

lol where did mello come from? xD i love you!

-cheers from off stage-

ICE WITH THAT BURN?! hahah! i loove these stories! i know most of the original ones~ these parodies are FUNNY! i love the "ice with that burn?!" comment!

Oh...the poor bunny! XD

Hahha! All these stories are incredible and funny. XD My favorite is Three Billy Goats Gruff, but I love them all. *hugs* Thanks for writing these and bringing a smile into my face.

*giggle* yes, it is very fun to kick people in the shins. the ankles too ^^

Alright, I've already read this entire story, but I forgot to favorite it, so... *faves*

The Epilogues are good! This chapter is my favorite out of the rest ( Except maybe Cinder-L-a)
Update soon, 'kay?