Very well done, Nate! I wish I could have seen that on an actual ELR episode, but I still enjoyed picturing it being on TV - so sad they aren't making good comedies like this anymore, but I'm glad FF has writers like you giving us these hilarious stories to read.

This could totally be an episode of Raymond, where Debra's plans of having a quiet New Years get ruined by the Romanos, with hilarious effects! She kisses the pizza guy! That's so classic! I wouldn't change a thing about this one! Update soon.