Ah, good old rant fics. One thing though, I doubt the aliens could even catch a human disease.

i agree with Lieutenant Von Sonzos' recommendations. i have seen the gameplay footage, a real nuke would wipe out the whole battlefield.

There is nothing more to be said. These field reports say it for me.

I can only imagine the effects on an Ebola outbreak upon the cursed Zerg. Excellent work! Quite entertaining.

Ha! Loved it! Zergs with Black Death... Dead in a few days! That would be an easy way to get them done for!

This is very "foul" hilarious. One of the funniest StarCraft humor fanfics I've read in a long time. I agree, alongside Infested Terrans, Battle Cruisers, and mind controlling enemy workers, I always thought nukes were an immensely useless waste of space. Nukes today are probably at least a thousand times stronger than those "poppycock" little things in the game. Great job.

Good, very good! You proven that nukes are not worth their weight in uranium.

Nice! Nukes are often more trouble than they're worth and you expressed that fact more than adequatly. Great job.

Funny. Very funny.

The only change I would recommend is using bold or italics in the report titles.