Ha ha, awesome! I can place every one of these!

Here are more:

"It is inappropriate to point out your fiancee's previous fiances on Cupid's Birthday."

and

"Always watch out for Cupid's Sparrow."

"It's best to only be a little sticious than supersticious."

"Jellybeans are bait to bring you your soul mate."

"'Cookies' are the cool way to code 'sex'."

"It's totally normal to have a camera in your face when you find yourself drunk at Chili's."

"Always remember to turn off your nannycam if you want to lick your cats."

"Whenever you get a message from yourself in the future, ALWAYS follow those directions."

"If you call off your wedding three days before, you're going to be stuck having your ex bring you chicken or fish for awhile."

"If your co-worker gives himself a concussion, ask him if he can get you two cent songs online."

"The next time you see a Foreman Grill at a garage sale, ask who owned it last; you don't want to make Feet Burgers."

haha, I have plenty more, too. ;-)

That was freaking hilarious!

Thats really clever!

Very amusing!

Favorites: 17 24 31 62 68 84 91 106 107 109 113 119 120

lol, i agree with everything. the Office has taught me so much that I will be able to use when i enter my 9-5 dead-end job. but you forgot that we have to all "save to receptionist". but i loved it, anyway :)

this was so funny. you know you're your living in modern America when u can learn 131 things from a TV sitcom. =) also, i knew what episodes these were all from except 1! so close! lol

i totally agree with all of those, especially number 131; so true.

you are hilarious. :)

This was funny as hell, but this one '62. Jerome Bettis is called “The Bus” because he is afraid to fly' sadly isn't true. It's John Madden whose afraid to fly, Bettis is just called 'The Bus' because he could plow through a line of defensemen...just like a bus (I'm from Pittsburgh, I know these things)

132. you can learn 131 things from a reality T.V. show.

So awesome! Every line brings back such great memories. This one's my favorite just because of the image it brings to mind.
21. Band-aids are not enough to prevent nipple chaffing

Wonderful list! I liked 8 12 20 21 28 35 44 45 65 77 78 1 119 120 124 and 131
I got a good one to add. Warranty doesn't cover a guy throwing his wife through the thin walls and smashing your plasma screen TV. Plus warranty is a rip off.

OH MY GOSH THAT IS FREAKING HILLAIROUS! those are the best moments of the office EVER. gosh gosh. im bookmarking this page.

omigosh! i LOVED this! is it sad that i can place most of these?

anyway, my favorite ones were #'s 5, 19, 25, 51, 69, 104, 113, 120, and of course, 131!!

great list!