bahahaha! This wuz fabulous! Especially at the end-poor DeiDei :(

This way great smexy and funny. I can't beleive she was like that for a month the poor Akatsuki It would be hilarious and well this was a great flick and the finish was perfect. You are the awesomeness. I would give you a gift wrapped Deidara - He does seem like the easiest one to catch at the end of this. YOU are a great writer. :)

kakuzu's baby, and he ends up selling the kid

WOAH. That was fu%king hot!! I love screw-everyone stories like this! Aww...but how come Sasori didn't get any?? *cries* I was looking forward to hearing his moans of agony.. XD I'm such a perv! I think Deidei is the daddy cuz his porn chapter was the best and he was the sweetest. ^_^

oh god it was great i was lol so hard i started to cry you should keep it going i want to know how the baby father is kay !

This story made me laugh so hard I cried. It was great, Sakura is such a good choice for "fucking everybody" stories because she's so generic. She's like rice, good with everything. I suppose the end is confusing because she doesn't remember anything? The seducing info out of them at the end was perfect. I don't think the father would be Ithachi because tsukuyomi is a technique so technically nothing happens. Mind games are great. I think it would be Hidan just because he was so rough, *sigh*, or maybe Kisame because he did her the most, or was that Deidara? lol. Anyway I loved it! Keep up the good work!

Considering the Pregnancy tests, at least half of the Akatsuki are the fathers... the chemicals probably made her like hyper-fertile. She's carrying quintuplets at least... and I understand pregnant women do get awfully horny...

God the Akatasuki are so Screwed.

Hahahahahaha oh good grief how in the WORLD are they ever going to deal!

Poor Deidara, and Itachi...(for obviously different reasons XD)

I'm voting for her baby to be Kisame's because sharkboy needs more love and because I'm pretty sure this story effectively did the work of a pint of coffee ice cream drizzled in caramel sauce. Very. Hyper.

0_o;; Okay. Woa. Woa. And woa. That was freakin' awesome!! xD Too bad Sasori cut 'it' off...T_T I would of enjoyed reading that chapter.

And the daddy? xD Hm...I'd say Itachi or Deidara. They're both my favorites x3

LOL! She didn't remember ANYTHING! Wow, what a twist. Heh, great story by the way. Its really hilarious. You did a wonderful job here.
I think maybe Zetsu is the father, coz he was the first. If not, then perhaps Deidara.

woah, i luved that!
vry good story, i feel so sorry 4 deidei!!XD
lol i think deh dadd-eh iz either hidan,deidei or tachi.
but then again that's just a guess.
any who'z i rely think u shoul make a sequel (dont rlly are how long) that tells us who d dadd-eh iz!
plezah!
<3 :3

Oh dear god that was funny. And amazingly in character. And hot.

You guys are geniuses.

Anyway, as for the babydaddy, I think it's either Deidei or Itachi. since they seemed to satisfy her most, and over a whole month I'd guess Itachi would be the best choice. But then again it could be any of them...

As for who I want it to be? Pein - the look on his face when he and Konan finally get back to an Akatsuki run by mummy Sakura would be priceless! As would Konan's reaction be, considering the whole screwing-madly-for-months thing she would have only just stopped...

Good pointless fic. :) I liked it. I think the dad is Itachi just cuz it seems like it would be. I think you should do a sequel (one-shot or not) telling us who it is.

Make a sequel! It will be great with the way you can write your stories. Meaning the story was damn good!! You should probably write the months that she is still pregnant, it will probably be hilarious. Pregnant women have those weird food cravings, highly emotional, and an all out attitude of pms! Sakura should either have twins or triplets, besides she is the leader to Akatsuki, and they have do whatever she tells them. Oh, those boys will be in torture I tell you, mwuahahahahha! Sorry, but I feel evil & torturess right now, hence the evil laughter as I imagine the boys to be in agony, heheeheheeheheheehe!! My inner side is just yelling for more, more, MORE! This story is just fabulous, hilaroius, kinky, excellent, superb, etc... Maybe you should try out on novels of some sort with how good your story is, but that's just my opinion.

I BET ITS...I dunno, Itachi. Or Zetsu. Or a mutated child where they are somehow BOTH the father. Like, whut.