this was SO FUNNY! I loved it keep up the great fics

lol, very funny XD It gives me evil ideas for MY answering machine...mwahaha XD

Wow... Winry's answering machine is EVIL!

OMG! lol love funny answering machines and these were really funny! that sounds like something Winry would do!

ed' xoxo

this is also a good one! you should do this one in a series also.

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OH LOL one of my friends has an answering machine like the first one! After the phone rings awhile she says hello and then I say hello and I'm going to say more, but then she starts talking and keeps going and then it's like WHAT THE HECK? I forget if she's the same friend who had the one where she keeps rambling on and on about stuff until she finally gets to the point to leave a message...

That was funny! (yay random real life anecdote connections!)

XD That was hilarious! I love it!

Good job! It's funny _

One suggestion though. The title kind of gives away the first bit when you're not sure he's getting the machine. If you could come up with a more ambiguous title, it would probably be more of a surprise, and thus, more lols.

But other than that, yay!

XD This is great! I love it. Especially the send one (I'm still laughing my head off).