Kakuzu patted Mildred affectionately. She took a large chunk out of his arm. He felt the familiar urge to kill everything in sight rising again, briefly-

“U, Kakuzu!” Jugo said helpfully. “What could U have done differently?”

“Sorry, Mildred,” Kakuzu said. “I will try to be more tolerant and understanding of your neurological differences in the future. I hope we can work together to solve our communication difficulties.”

Mildred gave an agreeable hee-haw. “She says it's quite alright,” Jugo translated, and paused. “Amazing, isn't it? Who would have thought HUGS really works?”

Not me. *snicker* But seriously, this was great. (I'm not sure whether it's a good thing or not when these types of stories start making sense to me. xD)

Oh, apparently I didn't review this one! This is the second time I've read it and it's just as funny as the first time. Sex Ed with Itachi is disturbing, and the whole Hidan section with the unicorn was hilarious. Thanks for sharing!

I faved it for Hidan and the Unicorn... XD

Haha. Brilliant.

kakuzu made me laugh so hard. good job!

Me: *Falls out of chair,laughing hysterically.* THAT WAS RICH! BRILLIANT! AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Itachi: ..Shut up.

Me: U Itachi,what could U have done differently? xD!

Itachi: ..What the hell are you talking about?

Me: HUGS,for the anger management workshop. *Nods happily.*

Itachi: ..I dont need anger management.

Me: Oh yeah? What about the time you killed your entire family?!

Itachi: ..That was one time.

Me: What about scarring your brother for life and keep on harrasting him?

Itachi: ..He deserved it. He stole my snickers bar.

Everyone: o_0 *Sweatdrops.*

This was hilarious! I especially enjoyed the unicorn, HUGS, the description of the hideout, Hidan's blood cell battle - well, I could go on and on! Thanks for writing this wonderful story! It really brightened my day!

ROLF! sparkly unicorns!! and sex ed with Itachi xD loved it!

um...wow. LOL XD That was funny.

That was funny. Plus, Mildred rocks.

Hahhaah oh god, that was freakin' hilarious. I loved this story, especially Hidan's little bits. You're an awesome writer.

OMG that's ** brilliant! XDD

That was...the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life. The best parts were Jeff's Donkey Sanctuary, the line "my beautiful drugs!", what Jugo says at the start of HUGS, Willow Moonblossom, Hidan waking up to see Sakura dissecting him, Tsukiyomi, the line, "Sorry, mate,My secret question is 'I hear the primroses are magnificent in Amegakure at this time of year'. I think you're looking for that one over there.”, and the absolutely hysterical ending! Go you!

oh my... XDD

I've never laughed so hard! I loved how you threw in english names, and Kakuzu with donkeys is awesome.XD Still my favorite part would be Hidan getting trampled by a unicorn.

I laughed so hard my cat fell off my lap.