Screams!

I think I'll use that as a name somewhere. Who dares!? I certainly do. Such fun!

LMAO

This was awesome!! it's like the best humor one shot ever!!

amazing!
i laught so much my belly aches!! hahaha

cheers

Greatly amusing. Great job.

-demonicnargles

Great story!

i laugh every time i see a variant of this joke:D its simply awesome.

haha, the misunderstanding's hilarious!

I've just come to a startling conclusion after reading that, one that explains why your stories are so hilarious: No sane person could ever keep this story straight enough to write it.

Now, I work in a hospital and we have a whole department of people who would be more than willing to meet with you, if you like. Just make sure you're wearing a jacket; they prefer the ones with the extra long sleeves. If you don't have one like that, then I'm sure they can let you borrow one of theirs...

While funny, that is an amazingly disturbing thing. Has anyone ever suggested you might benefit from electro-shock therapy? I tried it once, but when the nurse realized I was just going to touch her arm every time so I got to jolt her too, they stopped. As for the story, why did you have Harry stab Snape in the arse with his sword? Come on man! That's just BEGGING for someone like Clell to take off and make horrible jokes.

Can't wait for the next one.

OMFG...I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Funniest shit I ever read! Kudos on the hilarity.

This story reminds me of one summer when I was at camp as a child, and our cabin/table groups had to come up with names. So the director or whoever was going around saying things like, "tell us the name of your group." That year, the theme seemed to be diving and marshmallows, or diving marshmallows, or you took our name, so we'll go by the super awesome diving marshmallows of doom. When they got to our group, our reply was NO. I think they asked us to tell them our name about three times before they were convinced that NO was our group name. Hilarious.

who was where?
i mean was there a where in the who whats and i dont knows

hey you have me confused now awsome

May the darkness Protect you and the light Bless you

Bell M

Just as amusing as the last time I read it.

Very entertaining. XD I found myself quite entertained just reading the dialogue out loud. XD Good job!

Alex Ultra: From Normal to Nottingham
LATER

one word STUPID!

A great chapter, keep it up.