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| Flame Rising 2008-05-21 ch 1,  | abuseLet’s play a game, shall we? Yes? Fantastic. This game is called “Things That Can Write Better Than You”. The rules are simple. Please correctly select which choice can write better than you: A. My left testicle B. A toilet-full of chunky diarrhea C. An inbred midget clown who swims in choice B D. All of the above If you chose the correct answer, D, then you have won the following prize: A spot in my coveted C2 “Stories A Turd Out of My ** Could Writer Better” (which, strangely enough was not one of the choices). Don’t despair! Even if you didn’t choose correctly, I will be kind enough to give you that prize anyway. Who said I don’t have a heart? Congratulations! Please continue to avoid the dictionary as if it were an oozing, puss-filled sore on an old hooker’s a.s.s. And good grammar? Well, run away from it like it’s a festering syphilitic itch you just can’t scratch in public. Or in words you can understand: your fic sucks donkey balls, and that’s what you wanted me to think, right? Because otherwise, I’d have to believe this was an actual attempt at writing and laugh the crap right out of myself. Best regards, F/R |
| Cascaper 2008-05-13 ch 8, | abuseYeah I get it. This was the best chapter since the first one...heheh. |
| Cascaper 2008-05-13 ch 5, | abuseAww, poor Misto. Tried to make the bus fly and all he did was summon the steering wheel into the luggage compartment...[pats his head] |
| Cascaper 2008-05-13 ch 4, | abuse"Nopeitidoodles." Where you got that I don't know but it's amazing. That and Griz' last line...[big grin] |
| Cascaper 2008-05-13 ch 3, | abuseWow...wonder how they got hold of Fiona's compy, and where she actually is...[wide grin] |
| Cascaper 2008-05-13 ch 1, | abuseEverlasting Cat, I haven't even read the other seven chapters of this yet, and I'm already laughing my guts out. Either I'm easily amused, or else this is even funnier than I thought it was gonna be. (I vote the latter...) |