I wonder what it really was... Maybe someone was pulling a prank? Good writing though.

another good story

write more like it please

It needs a little more meat such as Archer taking apart the floorboards (like Monica did with the wall in Joey's and Chandler's apartment on Friends!) crawling down in side under the deck plating, and following it all around and popping out the side of a console on the bridge, just like ejecting a man-hole cover...there ya'go!

Very cute, very short, very funny, very nice.

You must have been really bored to write this.

Yes but what is it? It is Porthos on purpose :D? Or a Tholian conspiracy to drive all new starfleet commanders insane? Then again, there could be a spot in every captain's room that just has a squeak somewhere in it...

That was soooo funny when he was doing that. I love Enterprise. Scott Bakula playes an awesome Captain. Good job!

heehee... hoohooo... the noise!

Enterprise needs a Scotty!

Hmmm...maybe a prelude to a Porthos vs. space rats story?

Lol...cute! Write some more of these little snippets