I just checked the lexicon... where did you see anything about old Moldyshorts being Harry's distant uncle?

Fantastic revenge on Ron and Ginny, definitely the best I've ever seen. Sick and twisted yes, but damn if it didn't have me laughing. I'm anxiously awaiting the sequel.

I'm liking the story so far. I'm thinking that the Miranda is Miranda Cosgrove, though I don't know why I'm picking her other than the fact she's the only Miranda I know of. can't wait to read more.

~Blondejoke101

that was a great story i enjoyed it a great deal. and hope that you write a sequl.

Sheesh, Ron is such an evil git in this chapter. >< I'm glad Hermione has someone nice like Harry in this. ;D

Please make a sequel! But no harem please!

I agree with space odin in both reviews: 1) Sequels, and lots of'em; 2) Harems in'em, as both Harry and Hermione need the help - watching their backs, WASHING their backs, and other important tasks - plus I really feel sorry for the Ladies of Harry's Happy Harem (although the other names were too cool not to use sometime)and feel they deserve more along the lines of...fulfillment, shall we say?...and there are so many more possibles to add to the H.H.H. roster.
Like the entire Harpies line up, for example...

Oh...I DO like your plans for a sequel! Only thing I'd ask you to add is - save Sirius and have him and Moony live happily ever after.

Oh, and torture Molly Weasley.

And Snape.

Don't forget the Malfoys.

Both of them.

That was a very nice story indeed. You have a mature, flowing style that's easy and enjoyable to read, a deft touch with dialogue and a light comedic touch. I sincerely hope you do a sequel - I haven't checked your homepage yet - as I would love to see where you take all the loose ends.

What a good chapter! Hey if they are protecting Harry does this mean they are going to follow him into the Maze? Not to help him of course but can we leave Cedric alive?

Cute. Except for the Weasleys.

I don't think Harry wants a harem. That isn't a normal life.

Really I can see Ron thinking this way.

Excellent start!

of course tom riddle would be a distant uncle to harry potter since all purebloods intermarry everyone is related to everyone else, the only real question is how closely related are they.

as far as ways for ron and ginny to get who they want you could always try slave bracelets? where in there are two bracelets one for the master and one for the slave. they would have two sets of the bracelets which they would get from their brother bill's collection of things he has brought back from a tomb. now of course this being a northern africa middle eastern type item one of the patil twins figures out what they are and snatch them and switch them around so that ron and ginny become the saves to crabbe and millie.