"get off your fat ho-ho eating ass and get your woman" OMG, I laughed so hard at that line, I nearly peed my pants and I still have tears in my eyes from laughing. Gotta love Maxie

LOL! This was great! I was just picturing everything in head as I was reading and it was just so funny! Great job!

cute!

"I think what Maximista is trying to say, is that your outward appearance is lacking some of it's luster. And that perhaps you could work on your physique so as to attract back the Maternal One."

Maxi eyed Spinelli curiously, "You check out his physique?"

Spinelli went a bit pink.

xD. You are a comic genius. This entire story was amazing. Just imagining Jason sitting there stuffing Ho Hos in his mouth was enough to make me keep reading. I hope to read more of your material. ;P

ROTFLMAO