lol. i can just see Alice doing all of those things. ROFL :D

WHAHAH you are a genious!

This was really amusing, good work.

alice, alice, alice, what to do with you? LOL, i luved it!

I, Alice Cullen, will not do said things on the list. Instead, I will do more constructive things with my time, and stop annoying my family and/or Bella.

(I, Alice Cullen, also had my fingers crosses while saying this.)

(LOL)

hahaha. nice.

-alice

More smiles and laughs...Thanks

This is amazing!

You did a great job! I was laughing whole the time and still do. My favorite is this one:

17. You may not recite the Declaration of Independence for four days straight in you head….It annoys Edward

(But what about translating 'Glory Halleluja' in arabic or the korean sign language? Doesn't that annoy Edward, too? xD)

What was very, very funny, too, was the beginning. "You will not burn this" *rofl*

Greetz

Sunai

PS: sorry 'bout the english, I'm not a native speaker, actually I'm from Germany ;)

hahahahah lmfao! It makes soo much sense. :)

*out of breath for laughing so hard*

Oh, my... I loved it. 'Nuff said.

Alice Fan Club..

gahahahah XD

rotfl. "You will not replace all of Carlisle’s medical references with fashion magazines." ...haha, i can imagine her doing that.

Hee hee!

Tis one is the funniest! I really really love it! Each single one of them made me laugh so much XD I love Alice.