AW. This was very cute! And hilarious!

I love Todd's epiphany, and the interesting circumstances from which it came. xD People think differently in extreme circumstances indeed. I think he needed to get himself into one of those a little earlier. xD Yes, forehead crushing by a small child is definitely dangerous.

I love how Todd is always so objective. It's quite awesome, and you captured the numbness of his emotions quite perfectly.

aw. cute and funny. i liked it.

I don't know why you're so worried about this being OOC. To me, it wasn't that way in the least.

Also, your logic OWNS. "You needed to eat all your life. You needed to sleep all your life. You need to *love* all your life."

IT MAKES SENSE. May I quote that part as long as I give proper credit?

And HA, Toby. HA.

Yay for Sweenett implications! ♥

Awe.
Awe.
Awe.
That tiny bit of Sweenett makes me 'awwe.'
xD

you are awesome. every story, awesome.

keep up the good work! xx

Haha, I like it. Very funny :)

THIS WAS GREAT!! HAHAHAHAHAHA to Toby's failed attempt. So well written too, I swear I didn't want your words to end.
*Thank you for the bit of Sweenett=)

8 out of 10.

Okay first of all, I think I love you. Really. Second of all, I love the title of this and you've succeeded in getting Pretty Women stuck in my head:) Alright, this is so freaking adorable. It makes me feel all warm and fluffy inside.Haha Toby trying to suffocate Sweeney while drunk was hilarious, and I actually started laughing out loud when Sweeney began compiling a list of human requirements while Toby is trying to kill him.Haha Omg, and your logic about not being able to sleep or eat only once was just so...logical.LOL I mean, it makes perfect sense, and I'm sitting here going, "Good lord, she's right! Amen!" I should probably mention my penchant to talk to myself:) ANYway, the end was fabulous, with Sweeney just tossing Toby off him like a rag doll or something and just saying goodnight. So funny. I also giggled at Toby mumbling about how proud his mum would be. I would love to see Mrs. Lovett's reaction to this.Haha And he's going to love a third time! Yay for logic! Alright, I'm going to shut up and leave you alone now.Haha Loved it! Favoriting!

Aww! That's cute! AND funny too! HOORAY FOR SWEENETT!

"Love, for another. That, and a lover."

God, I love that line. And it rhymes! Would you mind terribly if I used that line in a poem or something sometime? I've been inspired!

For some reason, 'Toby’s prepubescent shriek of ‘ye’ll never ‘urt me mum again!’' gave me a huge fit of the dreaded giggles! Love the story, by the way:)

*giggle* funny, you gotta love toby though ^^

aw i loved this story
and he wasn't OOC
Beautiful writing
please change this from a oneshot...

I really did enjoy that fic! I thought it wasn't too OOC. Very nice note you ended on! Overall, a pretty well-written story.

I really loved this. Seriously, this is ingenious. xD Great work, as usual.