What the crap, Pol-kun?! This is disgustingly funny. And immature. Maturity is overrated.

My favorite part:

"And with an assist from me,
to be un-gassy! Instead of dreary
who you were,
well are.
There's nothing that can stop you
from becoming gassier!
Ar!"

/:' Yea...definitely demented...jk.

You did good, but still, it does sort of make me gag.