Well at first I was horrified. I thought that maybe you were a new writer or something, and I was prepared to write a whole thing on tips on how to get better... then I clicked on the profile and saw that you had written over 40 stories. Geez.

Then I read the author's notes, and I do really hope that you wrote that to troll the category. I really do because to be honest it wasn't any sort of good. Not even in a bad way. It was very nearly GodAwful.

Total piece of garbage.

Congratulations? How does one acknowledge success in writing something liable to make eyes bleed? Anyway, it was good for a pain-induced laugh.

Please write something good soon, I'm gonna need to recover from this...

(Like the fic, this review is to be taken tongue-in-cheek)