I love this one-shot. :)

Glad to see you back! Vader should feel honored that he has a cat willing to sleep in his lap...and perhaps stop feeding it so much! Lol.

"Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do no always care enough to do anything about it." - Winifred Carriere (quote from Catquotes-dot-com, as always)

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*giggle* Fat cats are always amusing to watch, but never to own.

Oh, and just so you know, the whole story is in italics. I don't know if it was supposed to be like that, but it is.

Ah, another crackalicious entry! Thanks.