Pft xD Oh God, how awesome -- and there's an even better reason to go to the party for them now.

~PT

This work of literature is extremely clever. I remember in freshmen English, my teacher did an excellent job of explicating the text with us, but this is just bloody brilliant. This story helps me fully understand the context of Romeo and Juliet...with a modern and contemporary twist on the language. Overall, great job! Please update soon!

When I first saw this I went 'okay, this is probably one of those stupid ** things that happens when people fail at english...but I'll read it anyway.' And I am SO glad I did! I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair!

OMG IT'S SO AWESOME, LOL. We're actually starting R&J in class, so that'd be fun to compare and contrast. PLEASE WRITE MORE.

Oh god, this is so funny! XD

XD, that was perfect. Good explanations, good dialogue to keep it realistic.

~PT

lmfao, i love the "i'll pop a cap in your **" part haha. and the
'i wanna ** her all night long" was hilarious.
lol. but i always imagined Romeo as a little emo kid, not a gangsta.
ily

Lolz, XD That was perfect.

lmfao, the fuzz?