Haha! That was so cleaver! Loved it :D

this story totally cracked me up fantasic!

Bahaha this made me giddy, i loved it. I was trying to hide my giggles from my little sister. She just wouldn't understand. I loved it 3

Haha x1000 I haven't laughed this much since I watched the 'I Just Had Sex' video. I love it so funny.

hehe i was just giggling the entire way through this ;) my brother asked what was so funny and i told him bananas... i'm not to sure if he got it or not... but i'm still giggling alittle to myself ;) thank you for totally brightening my day (i just found out over facebook that my two best friends wont be in any of my classes this new semester... bummer)

LOL you described something I unknowingly did to my first boyfriend. Very ... unintentional at the time but I did it because that was the fun way to eat banana's. I've always had weird eating habits.

Simply loved it! I loved how the guys' minds went to crazy places, but to Ziva it was all so innocent...just a normal breakfast, with some of her thoughts and rituals about eating a banana (especially thought the sword swallowing part rocked! I can TOTALLY see little Ziva wanting to be a sword swallower when she grew up!)!

hahaha very very funny! great job!

This is exactly the way my wife got my attention - except it was with one of the old style Tootsie Rolls they made long ago. We still keep one in the freezer that we've had for probably twenty-five years.

Big smiles from me on this one!

the last line is genius. I especially love that Ziva has no idea of the effect she is having on her co-workers.

Wow! This completely awesome! I laughed so hard a few times that people around me looked at me like I was crazy. I kept thinking to myself 'if you only knew' D. Thanks so much for brightening my day.

Hilarious!

Excellent one-shot. I literally fell off the chair, and people have been looking at me funny ever since.

If only they knew.

Oh man. I am sure that banana feels like one lucky piece of fruit.

I very much enjoyed this, I was laughing throughout it. I loved the details you put in here; from the horrid taste of the coffee down to the term banana meat. It was fantastic. Poor Tony and McGee I doubt they can stop her from bringing her own banana. That one was probably only the first of the bunch, they're going to have to endure the rest of it. Plus Ziva did state that she loved banana's.

Tony's last line was icing on the cake, I loved the McHorny nickname and the suggestion to bring a muffin or a roll for Ziva to eat, though I'm sure she'd just make eating those provocative as well. Lets face it, the men just will not be safe from Ziva's eccentric eating habits.

Lol love it :-D

that was really good, and quite funny. i think it needs a second chap or a sequeal