I must say, Snape is a different person in every story of yours I read. The Snape in this one does not quite fit my imagination, but it's fun to read nonetheless.

aww lol loved it

Morte de rigole!

Wah! I loved the bottled sarcasm line ^_^ And 'most people just put sugar in their coffee' :P Fun and short.

Haha! That was great/funny/hilarious!

I'm assuming you were playing off the rumor that Snape is a vampire and NOT that he's mecking Harry?

ROTLF! Lol- that was GREAT! Faving for SURE!! wow- great!