LoL. Funny.."Make the old thing happy." hahahaha funny. So ya anywayy You onced reviewed on my Story A Tear For Every Heartbreak and then I stopped and now I've just started again sorry for the 3 month delay!!(Seriously sorry=( so ..) Anywaiiz this was hilarious I was lauhing out loud and my moms like wtf?

OMG! I can so imagine this happening to poor Esme!
It made me laugh because I've delt with people like that at the store, one even grabbed my arm once to try and shove fish down my throt...

wow...

Great reading!
~Luna

xD It is funny! And realistic it would be very typical for esme to really eat it xD
god bless=)

hahah, this was great.
i was giggling the entire time XD
oh, and by the way, thankyou for all those reviews! they made my day, as did this oneshot. (:

lol! That was funny! Poor Esme, subjected to human food (shudder). I think my favorite part was, though, the Emmett blowing up an ink ball in Alice's closet. That gives me a very funny mental image. Hee hee

Ahh it is funny good job!

Bye for now!

Stacie-Ann

Poor Esme...fussy old ladies...always worried about 'younger people's useless diets'...and I loved it when Alice was like, "Can I kill him?" then threw Emmett down the stairs...your story is hilarious!

Aww poor Esme! It's good to see something written about her. She's such a rare main character.

-Alice C.