Hey I see you haven't updated in a while but if you get this could you please update this story? It is really good!

This is a great story!

OMG that's so dirrtyy...hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Sorry I had to do that...:D

I'm glad they're taking the next step by oving in, but now I'm getting scurred. What has Dixie got up her sleeve? Good God, don't they know that writing a real life love triangle intot he show is NEVER A GOOD IDEA?! Oh geez, and we all know how Kurt's gonna react. He's gonna play controlling and great and hypnotize her with his crystalline blue eyes and it's ALL GONNA BE OVA! NO!

Why did you do this to me?? *snif* Why?!

I really hope Mel and Rhi are happy after all this, but I'm scurred...all because of Kurt!! RARGH! POST ANOTHER CHAPTER DAMN YOU!

...Hardening nipple...

...HARDENING NIPPLE?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!? NIIPPLE!

I'm sorry I had to get that out of my system...:P

As always, your dirty dirty love scenes leave me breathless, like a really good Nora Roberts romance novel! XD No in all seriousness, Mel and Rhi are so breootiful together. I'm glad Mel doesn't have any deep dark desires for Kurt burning in her loins, cause I mean, Kurt's the **, but in this story he's a realy total **. See, I could never write a beautiful beach scene like this. I mean, unless it ended with someone beating someone over the head with a metal tray or something like that. But you, see, you can write all romantic and beautifully and such, and make it supremely realistic. Like I could see this playing out in my head like a movie scene, lol. Oh! And Mel demanding a sailboat on the phone? Total XD-ness!! ** got tha HOOKUP!

I love this story. Please add more soon! I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING IT! ME WANT MORE DIRTY!!

Aw...that's so sweet!! I love how you can go from dramatic and tension to sweet and schmuffy and romantic! Rhi and Mel are so perfect together. I hope Kurt leaves them alone but we all know how Kurt can be..*shakes his head* This has a last chapter feeling to it. This isn't the last chapter is it? NO! Cause you would've told me if it was the last chapter...wouldn't you?? :$ PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE THE LAST CHAPTER! This was so good and so sweet and I don't think I can live without my Mel/Rhi schmuffyness and my general Kurt evilness!! Seriously, these two are so great together and this was a great chapter!! It was so sweet...:D Post more soon!

"Oh so you're still hung up on that?" I told you it was a mistake and I can only apologize so many times. Can't we move on?"

She gave him a sarcastic smile and stood up. "Sure we can Kurt. You can move on out the door and never come back."

XD!! Dude, that was PURE genius!! And you think you can't come up with witty Lorelei like comebacks. You dork! *kicks you* And I want so so bad to believe that Kurt has changed but I think you me and Rhi all know that he hasn't. If Melony falls for this ruse(heh heh..Roose)...than Rhino should gore her ** through a concrete wall!! But I think she's smarter than that. I HOPE!! Is Rhino gonna find Kurt's number and be like "wtf"? Why do you leave it hanging and then end the chapter?!! You're so cruel...:( This chapter was so good, too. It was so well-written and it flowed like a butter river. You were drunk, weren't you? :P Functional alcoholics totally rule!

Oh yeah!! Now we gettin' freaky-freaky!! On yo FACE Kurt! In. Yo.Face. :P :P :P ! XD XD!! And Mel and Rhino on the concrete floor? We gonna get, PERVY! :D Just kidding! I love that Mel acknowledges ALL SIDES OF THE ARENA! Take a cue from this chick, TNA! ;) And omg, Kurt kissing her in the ring? How sado-masochistic...m. XD! That was hot, I definitely give you that! Why is Mel getting all antsy about it? I'm with Rhi--she could've easily said no! Dumb **...:P KIdding again, don't get your panties in a wad. And if sweet victory wasn't the feeling she was going for, what was she going for?? Hmm? Cause, I don't understand. *shakes head* I guess the kiss from Kurt left her reeling and now she's gonna be all "oh Kurtt!!" Gah! Why do you only post one chapter? I'd better return to my inbox to find another alert waiting for me!

...Aw? :D I hate picturing Kurt like this now that I'm for sure he's a big, schmuffy, marshmellow, but it's still so easy to see! He's good at that. *nods* *nods* But dude, seriously, what a doosh! He just used Mel to get him the gold? How low. And how could Mel not see what a great guy Rhino was THEN?? She had to WAIT for him to come to her? Geez, what a primadonna! *kicks* ;) I'm just kidding. I'm know she's just stubborn. The scene with her and Rhi at the end was so sweet. I knew he was just a schmuff muffin hiding behind a tree trunk of an exterior. XD! There was no Joe in this chapter. Or Roose! This story needs Roose. I mean...I don't care...*ahem* :D

Seriously, Mel is eventually going to come to her senses and stay with TNA, right? Come on! Party planner over wrestling god..dess? Whatever! *kicks* This chapter was god. I so so so SO can't wait for Mel and Kurt to face off one more time! IT's going to be explosive!!

"Do you need to pee?"

OH MY GOD!! I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard! XD I would've been lke "Yes, Rhino!" And then sat on his face. XD Eww! Dude, that was hilarious. And Melony biting her fingernails and being all Eric Young like wsa priceless and SO believable. I mean I could see it so plainly. But this one--this one took the cake;

"It was his one weapon that set him apart from Kurt. He loved her where Kurt loved the chase of the gold and there was no doubt that Rhi would give up anything and everything to have her."

I love that line--"He loved her where Kurt loves the chase of the gold". Oh my god, that's like...total word poetry. I mean, poetry in words. I mean...wait...you know what I mean!! (shaeks head) And I love how you portray Joe. Like, he's SO Joe. He sees through Rhino like a glass wall and Rhino's like "nuh-uh!" It's about time Joe kicked some sense into that oily head of Rhino's!!

Oh my god, I can't wait for the next chapter. I can't wiat for Mel to see Kurt again. I swear, if she ends up back in his arms, I'm going to infiltrate the intraweb of teh internet and STRANGLE HER!

Aw...that's so brootrofurl. XD No, seriously. You'd think Rhino wouldn't be such a believable smchmufflebunny but he IS! *drewlz* I mean, whatever...I don't care. :P I wish he would gore some sense into Mel, though. I just wanna kick her in the face. One minute he's her soul mate, then he's a drunkne mistake. MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN!! I'll never understand, chicks...(ven though I technically am one...XD) And why do you always stop in the middle of the dirty parts?!! I HATE YOU! This was a really good chapter. I wish you would update tonight--*gasp*--ARE YOU?!

O_O Kurt Angle? Alcohol? Pain pills? Oh my god! Two years ago I couldn't have pictured it, but now? Oh yeah. Actually, that would explain a lot...XD! I love how Jacqueline's like "shut up Joe!" and I can just picture him shutting his mouth and kind of shrinking away. I don't blame you Joe--Jacqueline could probably kick your **! *hides* This was a great chapter! AGain, very well written. I don't see how you think your stories don't have any flow. This one flows so well it's insane. And the last part was just beautiful. Rhi and Mel versus Kurt Angle and a drunken redneck? Oh, please please PLEASE don't let them replace James Storm!!

OH MY GOD! Seriously, dude, THIS is my favorite chapter EVAR! I know I said that before but...I hadn't read this chapter yet!! OH my god. Doin' it in the middle of the ring? Yeah, that WOULD be hot. When Joe and Jackie walked in, I almost ** myself that was so freaking hilarious. And Mel and Rhi's little "wrestling match" was so well written, as was Joe and Jackie's training session with Mel. That whole playing dirty scenario was brilliant. I love how they're training her physically to get her ready mentally, you know? That's SO neat. I don't think Mel really knows what she's getting into and Joe's the right man to slap the truth into her!! Get her Joe!! *jumps up and down* What did Kurt mouth to Rhino, btw? I WANT TO KNOW!! Did he say "I loved you all along, not Mel!" ? Cause, I mean, that's just sick...

OH my god! I hate Rhino! I want a six-sided ring in my garage!! I'd have to sleep in it though, since I LIVE in the garage...heh..it would still be cool! XD This chapter was SO well written. It flowed so smoothly. Were you drinking when you wrote this? :P I'm serious! And I loved the line about Rhino's special lumpy fibery oatmeal. Dude, how much fiber do you need? *shakes head* And what's in his special protein shake? I'd like to try one. I have to worry about Mel and her true feelings for Kurt. I know she's still kinda hung up on him, but is she going to let that get in the way of Rhi's plans? *shakes head* Off to read the next chapter!!

"I thought you said she was all fragile and emotional. She looks fine to me bro." Joe took a swig of his beer.

That sounds SO MUCH LIKE JOE it's NOT EVEN FUNNY! XD XD XD But let's not talk about Joe, let's talk about...RHINO!! I think it's so sweet how he gets all ** off thinking about Angle and Mel and how Angle used to treat her. I don't blame you, Rhi! GORE KURT! GORE KURT! GORE KURT!! And damn, that was a lot to drop on her in the end, there. So that means she'll be faving Kurt a lot sooner than she expected, huh? That's gotta sting, but I think she can handle. Unless she goes all fragile and emotional and just doesn't show up! If she does that, I'm gonna track her down and kick her **. But I'm with Rhino, I think the whole thing will make her stronger. I seriously can't wait for her to see Kurt again. I can't believe she still has feelings for him, but hey, who can help who you once and still love? Seriously, though, I can't wait for her and Rhino to totally bring the house down.

And get freaky again. HEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEE!

JOE! *jumps up and down repeatedly* OH MY GOD! Melony hugged JOE!! Oh, I get...I hug Matt, and you hug Joe? MATT DIDN'T LIFT ME OFF THE FLOOR! *kicks* I'm just kidding--I don't care if you hug Joe! :D Aw...Joe showed his dimples...*giggles shamelessly* Oh yeah, story doesnt' center on Joe! XD

First, SO glad Mel came to her senses and chased the man down!! I hope they get together for good after this Kurt **'s over and done with, cause they're totally perfect for each other!

Second?

"So in the mean time can we still do stuff like we did last night?"

She playfully punched him in the side. "Rhino!"

"What? I was talking about going to dinner and dancing. Get your mind out of the gutter." He planted a kiss on top of her head as they walked out the door.

OH my god! XD XD And it's so funny cause I SO see Rhino saying that and he makes that face and he looks so cute and inoocent and it sounds so dirty and then he's just like "What? I meant dinner and dancing!" XD XD That was genius!!

Ok, I can't make this review too long cause there's ANOTHER CHAPTER!(and didn't sned me alerts, I had to go to your profile, thats' why it took me so long...*kicks*)