I was blushig the whole time I was reading.When I looked in the mirror,my face was pinkish red.still,why couldnt tamaki just say masterbation??seems like a good teen or adult story,if you ask me.

HAHAHAHA

I was hoping for a little Yaoi lol your story is so funny sadly I could totally see Haruhi being oblivious

This is brilliantly funny and suits my perverted tastes. :D You just can't beat a string of slang terms for masturbation!

*clap* Awesome work! This made me laugh so much! :P

I must have an immature sense of humor to find this funny... no, hilarious. Thanks for the laugh :)

Oh, God! *Laugh* I'm at work right now, so bursting out in loud guffaws would not be good, but it was hard! Oh, I almost lost it at this section;

"Haruhi explained the whole situation to the three of them, about how she couldn’t understand what it was that Tamaki was supposed to be doing and how he seemed unwilling to explain. When she mentioned that he had been going to show her, her words were cut off and the twins and Hunny were dragging her away and down the corridor.

Being forced to drop the towels she had been carrying, she heard Tamaki making some kind of protest, but then Kaoru whipped round and half-shouted at the host club prince, “Shut up and leave her alone, you disgusting monkey-spanker!”"


"You disgusting monkey-spanker" oh, that's perfect. *laugh*

The idea of Tamaki constantly masturbating is just great. And Haruhi's straight forward answer at dinner-so good!

Loved this story.

...hahahhahaha lolz seriously. it's like six am and i started laughing hysterically. lolz my mom and dog thought i was crazy

xDD That's so feral. Absoolutely hilarious though. I could not stop laughing.

Great job ;) And that is totally like an episode, haha!