love this story!

This is the most creative 'aliens made them do it' story I've ever read. And so well written which makes it all the more fun to read. I just love some of your lines and how you nailed their personalities like, "this is John Sheppard, the undisputed leader of the emotionally repressed." Oh so true, and exactly the way Rodney would phrase it.
And I just have to mention, "heedless of Rodney’s aroused misery" which had me groaning at the pun and snorting with laughter at the same time. I just love it.
Also the last line is GREAT!

oh, wow! You did an amazing job with this story! I really love it!