I love this story. Especially because it depicts orc-life off the battlefield (which seems to be just a different kind of battlefield, but still).

Roflcopter!

"What comes to mind when you think of our immortal emperor?" Grapes.

"What is the value of your life?" A bag of chocolate coated peanuts.

I understand the whole grape metaphor, but this guy just seems to really be testing the Imperium's patience! Some chapters have slight misspellings, but none of us are perfect.
But congratz to you! I never would have thought an ork fanfiction would work. Especially this well! Necrons would be difficult. The entire thing would be a monologue! + no emotion. Update soon!

This story is great! I love your charators, they're the most original ones i have come across yet. How come this has few reviews? Lol, defeating a ork with binary. Thats such a funny picture in my head

Loved the fairy tale names! I wonder how the IG folks are gonna get out of this one...

In response to New Guy, since I can't send you a reply because you're not logged in... I'm not sure I get what you mean? Please feel free to send me a PM if something in the story bugs you. If you're refering to the Imperials' characters, however, let us not forget what how danger can affect a person; they are no longer safe in their bunker worried about eating too many baked beans, they are lost in Ork territory sick and injured worry about their lives. (I hope that sheds some light on what I think you may have been refering to).

Really good, I especially liked the well done IG humour, not often seen. Are orks really as clever as you portray though? am happy to run with it for the time being though; great story, keep it up.

wonder why so few reviews?

NBII

Fantastic story, keep it up.

This has to be one of the funniest stories I've read so far. You give a great description of Ork culture and u make it funny as hell. I think the funnest parts are the ones about the humans. What gut brings a a shitload of weed with him when he's trapped in a ork infested wilderness?

Dude, I like this story.

Ork girls? Ok. You've given a nice reason to them and they're fun. This story really does not follow the fluff, but it's still good and funny.

Keep up!

These Orks are real smartboyz, aren't they? Though this is one roadtrip with an awful lot of detours! Is it gonna be all over once they finally reach Gotshik's?

Really enjoy your story, although I seriously doubt orks are that smart in the warhammer 40k universe. Still, for a story it's pretty funny.

All I have to say are four words. HOLY EMPEROR, that was awesome!
Okay, five words. The point is, I absolutely love the whole story and can't wait to write about Orks in the third Battlegrounds book. Your depictions of Ork life and the sheer likable-ness of the characters just blow my mind. Well done, my friend, well done.
It irritates me to no end that more people haven't reviewed this epic tale. This is one of those few really good fanfics that flies completely under the radar, and doesn't get as much love as it deserves.
Congratulations on receiving my very first five star recommendation.
Hoping you'll continue this,
-TLH

this has not be one of the better ork stories
pity you not got many reviewers

o and could you put some flybozs in here?

This is most interesting! But I do wonder how the three humies' story is going to intersect with Brudz and co's...

I LOVE your tales, the best rendering of Orks I've ever seen, Kudos for the Ork Speech and the introduction of the Female Orks. Again I loved the tales very very well written.

Why aren't more people reviewing you I wonder. It's worth it.