This is hilarious. You should keep going for it.

Omg, this is halarious. Excellent, excellent! Absolutely amazingly good!

'So what if he mercilessly pounds his wrench into his patients and throws abnormally sharp objects directly towards your face. He cares about you.' Those two lines were very creative and funny. My favorite chapter though is the one with Sunstreaker and my favorite line, 'Dear Lord!' I love your work, it rocks.

Thanks for the guide. Might I suggest for the next chapter, the weapon specialist of the Autobot army, Ironhide?

Oh, ya did Fartcream. I don't like the movie Fartcream (Nickname I gave Starscream. I gave it to him cause it's funny.). I like the armada Fartcream.

C.D.

Great chapter! Keep up the good work and please update soon!

:)

i love that Fear the Medic

I have this saying in my Devian art page

Medbay:"Wrench X-ing" You have been warned

this is very funny. i think that you should do rachet next. then maybe ironhide or a casset

this is nothing but grins and giggles please continue

I think your next one should be about Swindle... so much potential!

Very cute ... kind of reminds me of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy.

Although not as funny as the last one, this is still great stuff! You should take turn doing one on Autobot then one on Decepticon. So since this is about Starscream, do Hatchet- I mean Ratchet next! I'm not afraid of his wrench throwing habits after scolding. I just dodged them, then call him Satan's Ambulence and that I'll be coming back into his Hell-fire lair for my next check-up! ;P Wait a minute! I'm not Christian so I don't believe in Satan or God! (No offense to those of you who are Christians or Catholic...I really don't know the differences between you guys! I'll just say Primus or Pit instead. ;P)

I'd love to see one for Red Alert and Wheeljack. Though i think it'd not that hard to avoid Dead End, he seems to make it way too easy.

My pick for the new chapter is Ratchet!

What about calling the Seekers 'chicken legs' ? Think that'll piss them off? ROFL

...'cause you know... they do kinda look like they have chicken legs when they're walking.

lol! ;P This is very amusing and to tell you the truth, I like the twins more than I fear him so yes I'm going to scratch his paintjob and color him purple. (Purple is his most hated color because they clashed with his paintjob. It was rumored that is the reason why he didn't join the Decepticon's side.) I can always blame it on his brother because he is usually the pranking culprit around the Ark.

This is rich! Is there one about Sidesweipe? That Autoboob is just as a warning to stay away from as are Sunny and Megatron. Update soon, please!

do one for Jazz!

or Hotrod...or Prowl...or BEE! XD (sorry...i luv em all 3)

great story, can't wait for an update (hey that rhymed!)