“Please kill me.” LOL

I can't in good conscious comment on...well...most of this, but it was damn funny, thats for sure. :P

Oh, and:

“…Aniki, where did you get the diagrams?”

“You never know when they’ll come in handy.”

XD

Also, my Charizard now carries BBQ sauce around with it in preparation for when it meets your Blaziken. ^^

pfft.

I lol'd. This is awesome and made of total win.

...but what's gonna happen to Ash now that he's enlightened with this knowledge?

OMG this is hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing. I can't believe Reiji told all that to a little kid. He ruined Paul's brain...*sniffle sniffle* You must keep on writing!