Yep. I always thought they were idiots for wearing the locket-Harry especially XD

A very entertaining series. :) Yes, everyone's lives would probably have been safer had they used logic more often, but then there may not have been enough to fill 7 books, not to mention they would have been rather boring. :)

"It's because they're pure evil."
"Don't be ridiculous; they are not!" Hermione snapped.
"Name one Slytherin that isn't," Ron challenged.
"Daphne Greengrass, Tracey Davis, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini…" Hermione trailed off.
"Who?" Harry asked.
"Oh, honestly! They're in our year! Do you actually know any Slytherins besides Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, and Pansy?" Hermione asked incredulously.
"We don't have to," Ron told her. "Because we know those four and those four are evil. Besides, they're all prejudiced against Muggleborns and stuff."
"And you're 'all prejudiced and stuff' against Slytherins!" Hermione shot back.

Thank you!

Nice job on all these! I really liked the way you portrayed Harry, Ron, and Hermione. None of them were ever Mary-Sue-ified or bashed, the way people have a very annoying tendency to do. It's like a shower that only does scorching or freezing...

If you're still continuing this, could you do a chapter where someone realizes that they really don't have to hunt down all the Horcruxes before killing Voldemort? Even if he was brought back quickly, it should take SOME time, during which they can hunt for Horcruxes in relative peace.

Hello! I stumbled upon your story when surfing through profiles and I must say, THANK GOD THERE IS HOPE FOR HUMANS AFTER ALL! Muggles may (though I'm not certain about this) have logic, but obviously lack common sense. You did a great job exposing the flaws in the reasoning for quite a few things. I'm not sure if you have one or not, but I'd like to see a chapter where someone makes Harry see he's being a hypocrite regarding Ginny. ("How do you" sob "think I'd feel if you" sob "died and I was the only one left and" sob "it was ALL MY Fault?" Breaks down into tears)

I do have to point out, however, that Harry's argument regarding House Elves sounds exactly the same as the slaveholders' arguments. In response to the common argument that House Elves liked being enslaved, I'm sure that if I was a House Elf or slave I would have pretended to enjoy it. Personally, I firmly believe that House Elves are secretly planning rebellion.

goodwork

Am definitely favouriting this so I can get to all the rest of them easily! Or maybe I shouldn't... you're making me think about things I've shut out till now! Very funny!

Harry and Hermione are highly amusing.

I was laughing through the whole chapter.

Very logical- I approve. As I was reading this, a comparison came to mind; trying to force democracy on those who do not want it. Sure, it works great for a good part of the world, and communism isn't always great, but done right, it works for some people.

Anyway, the comparison I made in my mind was trying to force democracy onto China.

-byeee!

I'm in awe of your use of logic, and dedication to posting this. These are the things I would say if i were there!

You're so awesome :3

What If dumblybore was Grindelwald and he changed his story when he got such a violent response.

Harry shook his head. "He said that he wanted me in particular, but that any wizard would do. This is as perfect an opportunity now as it was when they thought I would be a contestant."

"How do you know all of this?" Harry asked suspiciously

it probably should be Cedrics name

I always find it creepy when Harry lets Ginny get possessed in those time travel stories, especially when he was married or even just liked her as a friend in the future.

Amusing.

Technically the hearsay Harry spouts off at the falls under the exception Admission Against Interest by a Party Opponent, and therefore would be admissible in court if Crouch wanted to testify to Harry's admission. Also it's probably the hearsay exception State of Mind, though I'm not sure how relevant it would be if it's not for the truth of the matter. And it could probably also get in under Co-Conspirator's Statement if they had corroborating evidence. Believe it or not, we like to have ways to make people's confessions admissible in court. ;) Of course, that's by the US law system, since this is the magical world I'm surprised they'd have a rule about hearsay at all, given what we've seen of their legal system... You probably had no interest in knowing any of that, did you?

Really funny. I'm enjoying this.