make more spongebob sexpants

Funny story. When will u write more?


The user below me is a pussy because his parents don't love him.

its all well and good for Patricia, but when will you get a penis?
Reported for violating TOS. Its probably above your comprehension, but you should try reading it.
Woah, I suppose by your logic, I'm a "retarded shitbag." Fine by me. Better than being whatever in hell you are.

Dude! You got to write more of these stories, they're freakin highlarious!

I was busy doing something important, but your story matters more! You know why, CAUSE IT'S SO DAMN FUNNY! I mean, thanks for at least describing how Squidward was killed in a more fashionable and (to be honest) senseful way. I actually couldn't stop laughing at the eight dicks and the whole "who said I was acting" routine. And hey! You managed to break the fourth wall and even reference your other other story without sacrificing humor, and sounding conceited. Nice job on this one! I know my review sounds boring and gay, but oh well, IT'S A REVIEW!

'DP

Ha ha! I totally support your Spongebob Sexpants fics =) They're just so funny XD

Hi, Matt.Good story, but have you thought of killing Pearl in every story instead of Squidward?