um... tell him he looks dead sexy in a miniskirt? Like Colonial Roy Mustang, by any chance? :D

About number 64: I did Something similar once. it was a cookout picnic at camp, so there was hot dogs, and stuff, so I had some salad, so I grabbed a fork. Then I realized I didn't need the fork, so I passed it to the person sitting next to me on the grass, and said 'Pass it on if you don't need it" and a bunch of people were passing that fork around for a while after! XD

you ROCK! These make me laugh! XD

...Okay. TECHNICALLY this really isn't a fanfic but...I laughed...hard. Well done.

Funny as hell.

LOL your "how to piss so-and-so off" stories are hilarious. you wouldn't mind if i did one inspired by them?

OMG this is awesome!

What about the part where Rin gives him a collar for his birthday? Or a waterfall of pink confetti? Or are these coming in the next chapter?

:D I might just try a few of these out! Also, All of my friends must see this list! Argh, now I have hiccups from laughing to much! (That's a good thing) But there's only 2 chapters...

It's pretty safe to say that if any of these were tried, that person would die. It only takes existing really, but the fanfiction thing and the 99 bottles of pop on the wall would really get him XD. I think the bead thing would make an interesting story. No idea how someone would get close enough to get them on him without dying though...Thanks for sharing! -KG

LOL! funny!

The fluff is mine, though, I already took it from him, only he was kind of attached to is so I dragged him along too. :) Never thought over sticking him all over with WalMart smiles! I bet Rin would love to help me too!

OMG, I love this it is brilliant, and i am still laughing my pants off . . . 53. Exist, hilarious

If you did ANY of these things I think it would shorten your lifespan considerably. And painfully.

haha! Update!

What is the beer song?