Too philosophical. Not even I can match this much depth.

Also, not enough magicks.

I like it.

i'm an asshole.fucking shithead.worse person ever.call me shit.CALL ME SHIT!

“I’m guessing you’re probably Kaiser. You know – that asshole troll. You’re Kaiser, aren’t you?”
“Who the fuck it Kaiser?” Radio shouted, absolutely boggled by these people assumptions.
“That’s it! We’re blocking you right now. Someone get rid of this guy!”
Two men in huge black suits walked in, broad faces and muscular arms as they dragged Radio away from the scene. He flicked off the whole crowd as he went, the Minister following them as the chapel began fuming up once more.
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I laughed for a good hard 5 minutes. Good game, Beatrice. Good game indeed.

That chapter was horrible. Who's the skank that wrote it?

That was, horrid. Though since it seams that is what you were going for... congradulations?

Someone's put me in a fanfic. No wonder I've been sneezing.

I think I have to yell OOC here, because of the feeding scene at the 'guild. Since I wouldn't pray, being an atheist agnostic and all.

I would be lying if I said I hadn't enjoyed the torturing of the author most of all. And now I actually don't know which parody to vote best, so...screw you. And salute you.

Loved the dead mutant fetus.

also, was that EoE at the end there?

That makes a total of two people who have seen that.

Cerebrus is fitting.

The end to all fanfiction is insanely epic. Cannibalism and zombies; where do you think of this stuff? It's so bizarre and awesome.

I do say shit a lot, don't I? Shit, shit, shit. I can't help it; I love that word.

Balls on.

"How disgusting."
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. Needs more strangling.

Also, the general lol content was... it was... quite...

Wait a minute.
Wait.

...
..
.
...You know what I wrote?
You know what I wrote not sixteen hours ago?
I wrote this:

"It's like all the stories I see that say "OCs wanted!!"; I'm like 'What, you're too lazy to even think up your own CAST of cheap rip-off Sonic characters?' But again, it'll bring in the reviews, all the way to the triple digits... because those mad people who supplied OCs to the meat grinder of another's fic will no doubt be narcissistic enough to keep checking up on the lame antics of their foul and derivative 'creations'."

And you know what I've just realised? You just did it to me. With the OC that I can't avoid making: with Frozen Nitogen itself. You fucking tricked me, you bastard, 'cos here I am. Reviewing. Tapping away at the keyboard in blind, stupid narcissism, "checking up on the lame antics of their foul and derivative 'creation'".

Fuck you, cornwallace. Fuck you right in your trollish eye.

... So I was eaten. But with love.

...

Okay then ^^

Sad to say, but I have actually been reading this fic, but not leaving a review. But it would sort of be awkward if I didn't leave a review now.

Oh, and it's kind of ironic that you used Resident Evil, 'cos I was playing it yesterday XD

"It's all those fanfictions she brought. They're driving her slowly insane."

"Dear god. Is that front page material?"

"Yeah..."

"She's fucked."

Lol.

Hmm... I just realized that this is rated K. I think you scarred many kids for life, man.

Anyway, good use of self-insertation. Is that a good thing? ... Meh, I guess.

"Thank you, ma'am. I would like to call Sonic the Hedgehog."
"Shit" cornwallace laments.
- lulz

"Quickly write down your answer, and be sure to include it in a review. Remember; don't cheat. That would just be unlawful."
- Any I thought ASKFICS were a cynical ploy for garnering triple digit reviews. You should be more ashamed of yourself than usual. If I thought that were possible. I suspected it would be something to do with going mad and writing in semicolons. Then gavel-bashing.

Oh, God. The start made me cringe the worst. Two hundred reviews indeed.

Am I to infer from this chapter that you think you're Jesus?

...
You call this fanfiction?
I call this awesome. HILARIOUS RANDOMNESS.