lol, 'nobpdy's perfect'...he would totally say that if that happened to his beloved Rose!! great parody, definate fav! :-)

he he he he

Very Funny! I'd actually like to see the Master take over Rose's body - I'm sure the Doctor wouldn't mind.

“Oh my God!” cried Rose, kneeling. “Theta, are you all right?”

“Unggh,” mumbled the Doctor. “Why do you keep calling me that?”

Why do they keep calling him that? What's up with this Theta/Koschei business anyway?

I'll say this - very good, better written than genuine Rose/Ten fluff, and very, very funny. Well Done.

Jed R.

L.O.L! That was so freaking random!! I LOVE IT! In to the faves it goes!

The storyline was quite interesting, it had it's moments. It did seem a bit mean on Doctor/Rose fans though, you went a bit OTT and it was like you were making fun of them. Quite funny in parts, though.

Donna

excellence

Tries to stiffle giggles. Fails.

You'll find me being carried off by the nice white men.

LD. x

@ hello-highway: you sure you know the meaning of the word parody?

@ dead composer: ymmd, srlsy.

What happened to 'There are more important things than the rose/doctor relationship' ?

“In most cases, yes,” said the Doctor. “But in this case, it means I’ve gone too long without snogging you.”

He then proceeded to kiss Rose, passionately and earnestly.

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Suddenly a booming female voice rang out. “This is the TARDIS! The universe is in danger, you lazy gits!”

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“I am the Master!” said Rose wickedly.

“Nobody’s perfect,” said the Doctor, and he swept the Master into his arms.

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Hahaha, these lines were just too hallarious!! Lol!! What a funny corny little thing, brilliant in the name of all things doctor who! Well done!

This was funny."In my body you have to wear an uncomfortable bra and bleed once a month. " LAWL. You should write more. ttyl.

DIE ROSE TYLER< DIE!

sorry. no flames, i just don't like Rose. Brilliant Parody, though! BTW, THE DOCTOR IS MINE!

That was possibly the most corny thing I have ever read. But it cracked me up :) Are you a ten/Rose shipper, or are you just poking fun at them?

The summary alone made me lol. Also, I kept seeing it as Four doing all of this.

I'm adding this to my C2, the Tin Dog.