okay that ws pretty weird and i didn't really get it but it WAS pretty funny and it probably wouldn't confuse me if there was a few more details (that's code for u could make a funny fanfic out of that one little paragraph)

Wow... Geez. You scared me. xD At first I didn't get it because why would Jake want her to eat wood? And then, did the author misspell steak? If so, why would Bella think he was going to kill her with steak? xD But it was funny nevertheless.

-laughs-

Amusing. This made my day! ^.^

hahahah lol that was funny

HAHAHA THAT'S AMAZING! I LOVE IT!
Your flipping funny!
I like you!
lol :D

Oh, I get it! Stake and steak. Great play on words.

Haha! I didn't see that coming! Good one! :D

-Katie

wow...haha, didn't see that coming. love playing with words.

Lol

lol! I totally didn't see that one coming.