no... why must you torture me?

Hahahaahahah!

I wanna know D8

“Hot-tall-blond-guy,” I said breathlessly, “I may have only met you approximately 30 seconds ago but I have decided that you are my mate and we should elope together and make sweet love on the back of a camel while watching Star Trek reruns.”


HAHAHAHAH

THAT was my favorite part.

It was completely random and hilarious. (And whoa, your dream kinda had a plot...)

continue... or i will hate u forever! muhahahaha. lol. jk. hahahahaha.
seriously, write more

This is seriously cracked, but it was hilarious.

The only comparable dream I've had and remembered was one about me, Zac Efron, and some ho hos. And an orange VW Bug. Which I won't go into here, but I'll tell you about it if your interested, for some unfathomable reason. XP

So, rant done, this made me crack up.

god that is like the funniest thing ever! the spice girls?? asthma attack?? wtf i luv it!

FINISH UR OTHER STUFF! PLZ! THese begginins are insane u leave 2 many loose ends! ;(

Ookay... Interesting. But AWESOME! OME HILARIIOUS! I'd love more!

Ahahah, this waa so pointless yet I'm laughing anyway.

“Hot-tall-blond-guy,” I said breathlessly, “I may have only met you approximately 30 seconds ago but I have decided that you are my mate and we should elope together and make sweet love on the back of a camel while watching Star Trek reruns.”

I'm saying that to the next guy I meet, blonde or not.

Nice job

Interesting.

must. have. more. PLEASE! i love it!

Haha, this was hilarious! I loved the Ella POV. Your randomness sure kicks my randomness to pulp. But that's okay, I have sleep deprivation on my side.

Anyways, it's be awesome if you continued this. I loved it.

...(crickets chirp)
is this like random fan fics together. i like them all.

OMG! I practically died from asphyxiation, I was laughing so hard! o, btw, can I get that Survival Guide thing? (I don't know how to PM on this site...) anyway, THAT WAS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY!1