Okay, so, I don't know what your problem is with my friend Mackenzie, but let me tell you something up front:

1.) Jeff Hardy is a disgrace to humankind for spreading his addictions to others. Someone with over 200 Vicodin and 300 Somas is NOT taking them all for himself. He doesn't need money, and he's killing other people's children. I hope he goes to prison for the MAXIMUM SENTENCE. He richly deserves it.

2.) He ASKED for this kind of ridicule when he swore to his fans that he was clean and staying that way.

3.) You're a ** idiot. None of this had anything to do with President Barack Obama, but since you brought him up...

Let's see, you had John McCain, who is senile and thinks he's still in prison in Vietnam during the war, who has battled cancer once, and would've been the oldest president ever elected had he won, which thank GOD he didn't.

You had Sarah Palin who can't grasp the concept of birth control to prevent herself from getting pregnant at 40 something, or keep her teenage daughter from getting pregnant before graduation. A radical, who was going to set women's rights back about a hundred years--can't be trusted to keep run her family or her own life, let alone help run a country.

And then you had George W. Bush. Go to google, type in George W. Bush, and then hit "I'm feeling lucky". YOU GET TO THE DEFINITION OF FAILURE. BECAUSE HE WAS A FAILURE.

Now you have the entirety of the Republican party grasping at straws and making up lies to tear down his credibility because they can't come up with anything TRUTHFUL. Obama stands up for working people, who have to rake and scrape and choose between medicine, bills and food, trying to make it. The Republicans? They look the other way.

Compared to all of them, Barack Obama is not just a genius, he's ** MENSA material.

Also, don't be a hypocrite--you wrote half your fics while drunk, so you have no right to call out anyone else for their lifestyle either, **.

You're about to start a war with the wrong people, stupid. Better quit while you're ahead.

Geez, does Jericho have to be an absolute doosh in EVERY story?? He's so good at that! Gee whirlikers!

Poor Lita. Personally I think she should just kcik Jerko to the side and live happily ever after with Benoit, but I get that life's all complicated and stuff. However, when life gives you Benoit...take him and run. :D

And that part may be my most favoritest part ever in any story;

He took her hand in his. "In a perfect world would you want to be with me Lita?"

"It's not a perfect world."

"Answer me Li. Please."

She looked away willing herself to be strong. "Yes."

Oh mah gawd! That made me want to cry! I want Lita to go running back to Benoit's open arms. Please? PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN?!?! *kicks Jericho*

WHOA!! Ok, Benoit in a tattoo parlor? PRICELESS!! This chapter was amazing. You capture the sexual tension between Li and Chris(Benoit...lol, damn Chrisses!) perfectly. So much it almost makes me want to cry...or, youknow, jmp into this story, Slap Lita around a few times and make her realize which Chris is the better Chris. I mean, Beef Jerky is great, but he's SO freaking easy to hate!! Damn you LIta! BE WITH BENOIT!! Poor Benoit...:'( But oh my god, the tattoo scene is just great because I can SO see it! You're a ** MAD PIMP SICK genius(to quote B to the Rock) cause, well, this is just awesome. This is seriously one of my favorite stories you've ever written cause it's just so awesome.

Add more. Please? ...Please please??/Please with two carmel dudes on top?? :P

First of all, so sorry for it taking forever for me to review...you know I never check my email...XD!

Second, leave it to Jerich to totally redeem himself in a matter of a few sentances! I WANT to think that there's an ulterior motive here but...it's all just so squishy!! I really wish Lita had read that txt though...as much as I like Jerky, I so wanna get back to the Lita/Benoit side of thigns!! But leave it to you make her lovable with BOTh of them...how can this possibly end well?? Unless it never ends!! It's never going to end, is it?? Oh, I'm so torn! Btw, I loved the whole little thing where Jericho made her pick a fist. That was just cool. And original. And schmuffily giggle erupting...XD!

Aw...and yay, you posted another chapter!! I love you. *hugs* But aw...I feel so bad for Lita, buta t the same time I don't think she should feel bad. I mean, Jericho comes home and all he wants to do is take her out to dinner so he can talk about Fozzy? What the hell? Is he having a slashy relationship with his drummer?? >_>

But also, poor Benoit. I can tell he really cares about Lita. I'm SO glad he contacted her in the end because, I mean, well...duh! It's AEWSOME! I can only guess at what the "errand" is, but I gotta be honest...it doesn't matter! AS ong as him and Lita will be together again. Even on friendly terms! *drewlz*

This story is so good, and again,a wonderfully written chapter! I hope Lita comes to her senses and realizes that Benoit is the better Chris for her! :D

O_O

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Oh mah gawdwddwdwdwdwd...agawdadad...*iz dead*

I. Do. Believe. Lita. And. Benoit. Are. My. New. Favorite. Couple. EVAR! *squishies*

Oh my god. Like, you don't even KNOW how awesome this chapter is. You so don't. It's written so well, but besides that it's just...perfect. The opening paragraph is my favorite, where Lita is recalling the night before. You're not too graphic and you're not too discreet and Lita totally loved it but still feels guilty...*shakes head* Poor Li. But atleaslt Benoit is stil her friend despite it all. Or is he? Yeah, I'm sure sooner or later his feelings will get the best of him, but it's sweet nontheless!! Oh man, is Lita gonna tell Trish? GAH!! What is she gonna say? I think her head's gonna explode! Ohh man, I so want another chapter of this RIGHT FREAKING NOW! One chapter is NOT enough!! I have to know Lita's reaction when she faces Jericho. Is he gonna suspect something or just be blondely oblivious to it all? AH!

Awesome! I love your fic update soon please

Ohmygodthisissoreekingofpsychetitudeawesomeness! And Benoit was dating Stacy?? Talk about a plot twist! At first blush, it sounds mega weird but then...it makes sense. But aw, mini golf! That's something new. And something I can so see. *shakes head* It's weird how well I can picture all of this!! Suck on that, Trish! *punches* Stupid mother hen. I loved this WHOLE chapter but my favorite part HAD to be the last part when Lita flirted her way to the honeymoon suite and her and Benoit's dialogue just bounced off one another so great. Yeah, I can tell when you're WUI. Because it always ROCKS my Happy Bunny panties! This is probably my favorite chapter of this story. Everything is just so perfect! :D And YAY for you listening to me and posting again!! Any chance for another one? Just ONE more?

*shamelessly explodes in giggle fits* Hehehehehehehehe!! Dude, words cannot describe how sweet Benoit and Lita are together!! And I'm gonna be totally honest with you--only you could make Benoit and Lita running across the beach beautiful. And trying out wrestling holds in the water? Pure genius!! How did I never think of that? GAWSH! And I loved this line; Chris walked away leaving the two women to discuss whatever women discussed.

Cause it's SO Chris, like "Whatever chicks, I'm outta here!" This story is so good. I can't stress that enough. All night I've been all "blarg, I have no motivation to write so I'm gonna google Neil Patrick Harris" but THIS has motivated me to write because you write it so well! I heart this story dude. You'd so better post another chapter tonight! DO IT!!

Oh my god..a tattoo on his **? Of a wolf, nontheless. *shakes head* Good one, Lita! XD! And him helping her walk and her leaning on his for support at the end...omfg, soo beautiful!! And Shane and Matt + a grill +fire works + Stacy and Jay=a hilarious disaster waiting to happen. I can't wait for the next chapter!! And could Chris write a book on this thing he calls "strategic drinking"? Because I"ve never heard of such a thing. :P Dude, you're getting SO much better at writing dialogue, btw! You longer have the right to say you can't write dialogue because it flows so well in this story. Just a bunch of drunken friends on the beach! :D Seriously, I love the idea of Lita/Benoit and I can't wait for more!!

Benoit shook his head as he took a seat on the sofa. "Lita please tell me you're ready. I've been in the car with these two for an hour and they've been bickering for fifty-nine minutes of that hour."

"Why only fifty-nine minutes?" Lita asked amused.

"Because for one minute Jay almost choked on a Mozzarella stick while trying to talk with his mouth full."

What the fudge man?!?! XD XD XD! That has to be one of the funniest damn things I've ever read, not to mention undeniably realistic. I laughed throughout this entire chapter!! I love that you think you're not good at humor. Yeah, you're so not funny. (sarcasm!) I already LOVE Jay and Benoit in this story. Chris chasing him into the convenience store and making him tap?? Freaking PRICELESS!! And this one..

"Look Lita, it's jerky! Get it... jeerrky!" Jay emphasized the last part for her benefit.

Dude is such an idiot!! XD XD Oh my god! I can't believe you only posted one more chapter! :( Poor Lita. Why does Jerky have to be so jerky? Who picks Fozzy over Lita? She's freaking LITA! But I'm sensing Benoit will help ease her pain. ;) And he looks like a hickory smoked man. that's what he got isn't it? Yeah, totally! Oh my god, I can't wait for some Benoit/LIta schmuffyness. That should become your OTP and you should write a bergillion Lita/Benoit stories!! This one is so beautiful already. Please promise me Lita/Benoit schmuffyness and more Jay tardness and grandpa ojkes! Please?!! :D

And Benoit chasing people...cause that's hilarious!

Why..is Jericho..so damn good at that? Oh, you know, THAT! "I miss you babe, but this is way more important WO!" *kicks his ** back to Canada* XD Dude, for the last time...WHY do you doubt your writing abilities? I can picture Lita walking in, reading the note, and getting ** and throwing the flowers way so clearly it's like it's a segment on an old episode of Raw. And Jericho is so...Jericho. *shakes head* And Lita sitting in front of the tv waiting for chinese food, like "what the hell is wrong with me" and Trish is all bubbly and party hardying. I was hoping there was going to be some Benoit in the first chap, but I guess I can wait. He's going to be at the beach, right? I can already tell this one is going to be really, really, really GOOD. Why'd you have to stop at one chapter? This is seriously so good...don't doubt yourself man. You're like, the Beer Money of fanfictions. XD I typed it, I didn't say it!